Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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