- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

Indeed.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Time flies like a banana.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than eating an apple with aids? Loosing your virginity to the seven chosen ones.

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

whats better than shoes feet

What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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