Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

W.N.B.A.

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What is 69? A two digit number.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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