Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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"did you hear about the midget's self-murder?" "No, what happend?" "He jumped off the curb"

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Men's rights.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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What does a man like. food.

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Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Mexicans working in an office

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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