I am a real homosexual

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What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

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Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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The glass is half an hour.

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A seal walks into a club.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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