Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

throbbing slobber

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Women rights..

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a bagel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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