- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Herman Cain

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come in!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Nice legs, what time do they open the free bar, I'd like to by you a drink.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

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