- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

Jasper sucks.

Covietz has a large penis

Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Chaney is a dumb b****

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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