- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Simon Cowell's hair is real.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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