Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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hi my name is? joe

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PENIS

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Come in

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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