you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Come in

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You know George Washington? He died.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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hi

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Hi colton

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Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

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