- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS

A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

ruddell and dodds anal

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Two women were sitting in silence.

Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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