Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

A women walks out of a kitchen.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

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What's yellow and can not swim? A Bulldozer

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

where's waldo? in a picture book.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

what is a vampires favorite dessert? a used tampon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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