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how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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DANA

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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johann grayson being liked

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

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Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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Why are mexicans such hard workers? I don't know.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there (five gunshots)

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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