Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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The procrastinators association meeting has been postponed. - Anonymous

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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Turtles

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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Knock Knock. F uck off.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

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Why did the boy kill himself? Because he wanted to.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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