- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Pencils are yellow, Grass is green OK

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Whats worse then reading the same joke over and over again? Getting mutilated by a cupcake.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Noah is Smart.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What has human male genitalia? A human male

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

the joke below me is not an anti joke

Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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