Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

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Your momma's of a reasonable figure and weight.

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Chocolate tastes good.

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Lets go Detroit Pistons!

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'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What's white and horny? A unicorn

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

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come along children

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

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Go away.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Police, your family just died in a car accident/

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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