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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

What do black men do in the South? Hang around

I dislike old people.

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

The geese of Growmore

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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