why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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you are so ugly you continuously get made fun of for it everyday and already have a savings account for plastic surgery in the near future.

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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what do u call a hobo name Max Max

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Baseball

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Two business men, a priest and three boys are on a plane which is going down. There are only three parachutes. One business man says that they should allow the children to have the parachutes as they have long lives ahead of them. The other business man says screw the children. The priest looks up at the second business man. After a short but heated argument they all agree to let the children have the parachutes. The three children then proceed to jump out of the plane with the parachutes. The two business men and the priest watch as they descend upon the earth. The plane then crashes into a mountain, killing the business men and the priest. Once the boys were safely on land they went back to their daily lives in their individual homes. Turns out a serial killer had escaped from prison, all three children were found dead the next morning, the cause of death of course being that each had contracted some form of a sexually transmitted disease from the priest.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What's brown a sticky? -A stick

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

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steves legs

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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