What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

I am a real homosexual

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

Knock Knock. Go away!

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

beiber i straight

What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

What do you call someone who states the obvious? Someone who states the obvious.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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