- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

Three blondes walk into a community college.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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