- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

whats red and smells like blue paint? half a painter.

Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What do you call a person with no eyes? Blind.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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