did you ever see a butter fly?

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

I had sex with the Earth, and out came global warming...Imagine what will happen if i had sex with Obama?

How do you leave a man in suspense...

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

beiber i straight

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

Exactly what?

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Why did the rhino cross the rode? Because it was the chickens day off.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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