A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

person 1-As me if I'm purple... person 2- Are you purple? person 1- no

Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a shoe sale at JC penny on the other side

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

Why did the tortoise beat the hare. The tortoise had carcinoma thyroid cancer in the renal pelvis uterur.

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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