Oliver's friends

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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The jets are a good team..

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Turtles

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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PENIS

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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black people. that is all...

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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