- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

Roses are white Violets are white I did it in the garden

Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door and let him in. How do you put a giraffe in the refrigerator? Open the door and let the elephant out then give the giraffe a reasonable amount of time to enter.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

what did the duck say to the dog. quack

What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What's not red? No tomatoes.

whats round and like a ball a ball

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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