A dwarf walks under a bar.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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An elephant and a rabbit sit on the forest floor and poop. The elephant asks the rabbit " doesn't it annoy you when the poop sticks to your fur?" "no" replies the rabbit. So the elephant picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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