Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to me, now back at your man, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on Sarah Jessica Parker.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure Ok.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Anti Joke

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