what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q.Why was 6 crying? A.Because 7,8,9

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What do you call a gay, black, Muslim physician? Doctor.

Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

What blue and red? poop in a saggy bag

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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