- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why was the little girl crying? She got slapped with a porcupine.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

drugs.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

How do you kill a blue elephant, with a blue elephant gun, how do you kill a pink elephant, you strangle it until it turns blue and shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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