Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Nah

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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GONNA

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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