what's funnier than hell? heaven

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"hey" said an elephant to another elephant... "why can I talk?" the other elephan did not reply because it is normal and cannot speak or understand the first elephant. And a man near by thinks he's dreaming so he strips down and runs around naked to be tazed on his left testicle an the. Falls into the crocodile enclosure. But they pay no attention because they are docile after being in the zoo so long. But he did land on his balls and is crying.

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minorities.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Women

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Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

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Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

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what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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The little mouse lifted the giant Elephant up so the Elephant could reach the bag of snacks, but then the Elephant said: I cant reach it, you must be tired so lets switch places... Squish: Squish! Elephant: Mouse! Where are you! *looks at "squish" NO! THIS WAS NOT THE WAY THE JOKE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE!!!!!!! Moral: Elephants cant talk...

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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come along children

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

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