- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

"This is not a drill!" - guy holding a hammer

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

What do you call someone who is blind and deaf? Dumb.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

A Muslim blows up a bar

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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