what did the joke say to the anti-joke? do you want to fight

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

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How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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I'm Jewish

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Time flies like a banana.

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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dog

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Don't rape me!

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Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

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