why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Icecream

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What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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what do we want a cure for turrets! when do we want it C U NT !!!

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

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