How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

AVI IS A FAG

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

What did the rape victim say to the rapist? "mmfff...mmm.....mmmmm"

I hate being bipolar, it's so awesome.

How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

women's rights.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

??????????????(?)/// ????????(^0^)/

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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