A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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Tim's gay.

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Someone once told me a joke. It was funny.

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jewish people like other jewish people.

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Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

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A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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lol

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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What's red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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A hot girl walks past a boy and the boy turns around and watches her pass. The girl sees the boy staring and asks with a slight attitude, "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied, "Well, I noticed you walking towards me and I couldn't help but think 'Hmm..she looks familiar. Have I seen her at school? No. Work? No. Somewhere else? Perhaps.' I then concluded that I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at. What are YOU looking at?"

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Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

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I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Anti Joke

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