Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

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A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

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A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

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penisface

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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brett is a dick

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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