- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

Why was Lucile crying? Because she was sad.

What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

What did the dead baby say to his mother? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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