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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

obama is a good president

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

Avery has crabs.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Dozer has a soul

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

Life is like a box of chocolates, it doesn't last as long for fat people...

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