What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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your moms so fat... she ways like 300 pounds.

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

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Why was the guy on top of the van It was his funeral

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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

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Behind every fat girl is a beautiful woman. No, seriously. Get out of the way.

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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a redheaded man walks into a bar. he is wanted for raping and murdering 13 children

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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