How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? a boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

A seven year-old boy was jumping on a trampoline. He landed awkwardly and broke his ankle. This then became infected and caused him to be permenantly paralysed.

Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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