How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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Jake Bowar

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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anne hatthaway

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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