- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

I just read the long joke posted earlier. I have no life. :(

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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