Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

flip flop chop, clip clop cow, POW. hahahahahah. :).

I was purple once. I took a shower later that day.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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