- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

a show horse jumps over a bar

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

AVI IS A FAG

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Poopsack Jones

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

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Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

Compton

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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