What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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My mom's dead

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What would Martin Luther King Jr. be today if he was white? Alive.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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YOU IS DUM

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

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A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

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Are you from Nebraska? 'Cuz you're the only ten i see.

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why was the old woman angry? fig pudding.

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Q. Why did the koala bear go to court? A. Because too many people were referring to it as a bear when it is infact not a bear.

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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