- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

Why was Adam sad his dog got ran over? He was holding the dog.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Why did he die? He was sick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

An asian walks out of math class

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

A man walks into a bar.

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

What's the difference between a mouse and a dinosaur? A lot.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

When life gives you lemons,you say thank you.

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