why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Compton

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

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obama is a good president

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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