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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Steve Jobs.

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Don't think of granny porn

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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