Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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Why did the child with terminal cancer and leprosy get sent to the principal's office? Because his parents and brother died in a car accident, and the principal though he should be informed.

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dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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