little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

you will die someday

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Knock knock *No one was home*

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

A man runs into a bar and warns everyone about the hurricane.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

the guy below me is gay

What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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