Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

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Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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two muffins are in an oven. 30 min. later i ate a delicious treat.

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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potato farming

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dog

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A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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