a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Women's Basketball.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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minced oaths

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like my drawing of a white person?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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