Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a gay drive by? a fruit rollup

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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minorities.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Anti Joke

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