Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

thumb_up thumb_down +2

penisface

thumb_up thumb_down +2

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

thumb_up thumb_down

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

thumb_up thumb_down

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

thumb_up thumb_down -4

brett is a dick

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock. Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

i fondle myself every night....

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Hey, I want to because you are really sweet and deserve it, and damn you are hot, but thats secondary in your case, in every case actually, otherwise I would just be doing it with meat whose soul and thoughts I hate/dislike/detest/etc, and that is not who I am. Once huh? I mean I said night/day/shower/breakfast table... Not so sure I can last for that long with a girl as hot and sweet as you for that long. Kidding, hey, best friend huh? Wow, I mean that`s really sweet, and you are really a special friend to me, but uh, to be honest, best friend? I barely know you... I hate this part of myself, I am blunt with that honesty thing, I may just have insulted you, but you know, I also need to be able to live with myself If I am going to enjoy life.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops