Why did the indian man take the peanuts out of his lunch? Because he's allergic.

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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Hi colton

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A man walks into a bar. Now, that's unheard of !

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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brett is a dick

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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