What's 1+1? 4.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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What Starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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ps3

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Nah

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

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the iPod hand is such a great deal It's only seven ninety-nine..........................................ninety nine for one hundredth of a dinosaur wait a minute...

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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