- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

co jo kurwa tocza?

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

you just lost the game!

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

In Capitalist America, bank robs you!

No

tim rafter died no one cared

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

What flys? A fly

This is not a good joke.

I'm gay.

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