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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Your momma's so fat she has fat rolls on her stomach.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop? It very depending on the amount of saliva produced in ones mouth..

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

ollie is a fag so are you

roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

OGC - tilt your head

Akshaytiger World

Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

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