What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To hold their pants up.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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your momma is so old, she has heart problems

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My mom's dead

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How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Women

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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