Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

Why did video kill the radio star? He slept with videos wife.

What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

fart

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

whats the differnce between a baby and a dart board? dart boards dont bleed.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

whats the difference between a black person , spook and a porchmoney.... there is none there all stupid stinky n-ag-ger-s

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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