Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducked.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

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Women's rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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Fuck her

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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