What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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An Irishman stays home

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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A ginger rapping.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

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