- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

knock knock Come in.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

hey bill!

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

Why do you put a baby in the blender but first? To see the facial expressions

What's worse than 10 dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in 10 dumpsters.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

-What's brown and rhymes with snoop? -Dr. Dre

"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

What's 1+1? 4.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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