Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

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Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

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Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam? To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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how many jews did hitler kill during the holocaust? too many jews

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What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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There was a man who had a camel, but one day he lost his camel. He wanted to go and look for it but he couldnt because he had to go to work. So the next morning he went to look for his camel. He went over the road and saw a gate, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate and saw a forest, but he couldnt through because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest and saw a hill,but he couldnt go down the hill because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill and saw a river,but he couldnt go over the river because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river and saw a house, but he couldnt go to the house because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house and saw a door, but he couldnt knock on the door because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, and saw a man, but he couldnt speak to the man because he had to go to work. The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", but the man couldnt respond because he had to go to work The next morning he went over the road, through the gate, through the forest,over the hill, over the river, to the house, knocked on the door, saw a man, and asked the man, "have you seen my camel?", and the man said, "no"

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Chuck Norris died.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Banana(s)

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What's the best joke of all? YOUR SOCIAL LIFE!!!!!!!

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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