- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

How does a pig go to the hospital? Through the front door.

Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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How many doctors does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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