What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

womans rights

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

yo mama's so sexy... wait, thats not how it goes

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

Frown is a four letter word.

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

What is the difference between a black man and a bike? Bikes are not human beings and therefore cannot experience the ups and downs a human being experiences.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Anti Joke

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