- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Hey what time is it. 3:15

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Hi colton

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

obama is a good president

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is worse worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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