Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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i like potatoes

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Ancient Greeks rights

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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So this is an anti-joke website, right?

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The WNBA.

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Nero, what if you are using me now? Manipulating me? You think I enjoy falling in love after chatting with you in a site which is not even meant for chatting? You can do that, you are a "facilitator", I don't care as much for point zero, as I do care about you, hell, if things where different, id quit the whole thing to stay with you! I could say I will never forgive you if you make me feel safe by your side, accept your help only to get stabbed in the back for trusting you.

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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