Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Women

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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When was Timothy born? He wasn't.

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun. What did Santa get for the young boys sister? Nothing, the boy shot Santa. Who sent out presents the next Christmas? Not Santa.

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why didnt the dog bark? he died in his sleep

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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