Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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what do you do if a blonde throws you a grenade. scream. run. hide

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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If one train goes east at 30mph and another train goes south at 53mph, how many pancakes does it take to make a mattress? 7 because peanut butter can't climb trees.

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why did the boy hug a very dislexic man it was his brother

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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What did Niel Patrick Harris do after coming out of the closet? He grabbed his jacket and went for a delightful stroll in the park.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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How did the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What do you call a black guy in space? An astronaut

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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The mouse and the elephant went to take a bath. They had a nice time.

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What do you call a black armless legless man I Don't know but im kind of hungry

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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