i am a duck. are you a duck. yes i am a duck.

My dog has no nose, so how does it smell? It can't, I just told you it has no nose.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Guess What? What? Get in the van.

Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

Haha pizza

i hate you.

What should I name my dog?

1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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