- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

So a baby seal walks into a club

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

Penis

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

Mexicans working in an office

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

What do u say to a blond when she says what a name. i love u baby i hate u baby.

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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