- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

what's the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

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jewish people like other jewish people.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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