- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Knock Knock "whose there?"... "me"

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

What Mary short for? Due to the fact she has no legs, on account of the flesh eating she contracted after a visit to argentina thanks to the make-a-wish foundation. Mary also has cancer

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

how does a zookeeper build a snowman. same as everyone else

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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