What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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No.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

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Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What flys? A fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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