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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

why do black people hate aspirin? Its white, it works, and you have to pick cotton to get to it.

A women walks out of a kitchen.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a fish without an eye? fsh.

whats gay ? you

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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