Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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Knock Knock. Come in. -mattobrado

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

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Why is jim gay? because he likes men

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

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I can't think of a joke!

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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