What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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Q:What did the policemen say to the other policemen? A:Safe

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Why was the woman poor at driving? Because she had not yet passed her driving test.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

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Your momma is SOO FAT that I had to call my doctor. He said you should go on a diet and exercise. I called my local gym and gave your mom a 3 months membership. Monday to Friday. Your welcome and good luck.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

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What should I name my dog?

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I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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Haha pizza

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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