- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

What comes after "Q" R

What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

What did the skeleton say to the man? Nothing.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Please don't rape me.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Osama Bin Laden dies.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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