A dyslexic man walks into a bar. Yes dyslexic people drink too.

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What is one thing you can't buy at the store? Toast

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What's not red? No tomatoes.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Whats black and has a large penis? A dog with large genitalia.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

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whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? the wheelchair

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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