the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Yo Aodhan yer hands smell of pish

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a boy walks in a house and mother says hi who are you and the boy says does it really matter whad really maters is wht you will do about your dead son

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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a little girl gets raped

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666 im christian

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Women's Basketball.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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your mother is so lesbian

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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I LIKE TURLES.

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