Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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Why doesn't Superman eat peanuts? He doesn't like them

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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what do you call a cup?... a cup

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?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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your momma is so stupid she failed math class

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

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Knock knock Who's there? What.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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