What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Nothing, fishes don't speak, and due to their short memory he's probably forgotten about the event already, although he may have a pretty bad headache

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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Men's rights.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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Anal cheese curds.

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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World Of Warcraft

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Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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