Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Gadaffi

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Once upon a time, You have a nice rack...

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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whats better than a dead baby..... wait..... whats worse than a dead baby...... never mind its not that funny anymore

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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Come in

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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