What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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lewis bedford

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What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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W.N.B.A.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Fuck her

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Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

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Tacos

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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How do you make a kids fall off a swing? Throw an axe at them

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Knock knock Come in!

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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A homeless person dies.

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Knock Knock Who is there? You have no Dick

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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