Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Miscarriages.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

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Why should this joke be funny? It shouldn't, because its an anti-joke.

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No.

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i wish i was a tree !

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Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Rape.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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