Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a pony? A mule

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Penis

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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