A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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A man was walking outside at night and he heard thunder and saw lighting so he took out a metal pole.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

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What does a man like. food.

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What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

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Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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