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A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

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Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

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What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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What would we do with out women? Die and then become extinct

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What do you call a man who gets off the train at Willoughby? Dead

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Nicholas Cage

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