- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

- Knock Knock. - Who's there? - You're coming with me.

There once was a man from Peru Whose limericks stopped at line two (I sense the public demanding an encore) There once was a man from Verdun There's also a limerick about Emperor Nero, but I can't tell it to you.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

Q: Why did the little boy cry? please answer this question in the form of a 2 page essay and back up your answer from personal experiences, your readings or any other outside sources.

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Adam Sandler.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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