- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Penis

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What do you call an illegal citizen from the Middle East? Someone seeking a better life in a democratic country after suffering in a communist government for his entire life.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

want to go home? yea

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

No

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

haiku's are stupid, and do not always make sense, refrigerator.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats the differance between a orange and a dead baby one is a delicious treat the other is a fruit

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