- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

Jasper sucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

A ginger rapping.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

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