- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

steves legs

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Oh hey man, you got the meth?

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

Gadaffi

What does a man like. food.

Punchline.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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