A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

how do you get a cat out of a tree? -call the fire department

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Dear John,

Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

what did the book say to the lamp? nothing because BOOKS CANT TALK

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? cause there are more geese on one side

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? the cop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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