If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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why did stacey marry bally because she loves him

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

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-What's a real anti joke? -This.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Somebody who wants to come in.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We have reason to believe you are hiding large amounts of narcotics in your residence and have obtained a search warrant for the premises. Open the door or we will be required to use forceful means of entry.

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What's wrong with your hand!!!!!???? nothing.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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