There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

French people

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

Why did the dinosaur jump off the cliff? Because he was mental

a muslim walks in to a bar... there were no survivors

How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Where else? The junk yard

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

A man walks into the bar, goes up to the bar tender and says "exuse me, please could I have a pint of bitter" the bartender says "sure"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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